Things you should only do with your boyfriend.
Any ideas for what those things might be?
Except for the things you do yourself. Work. Get degrees. Submit patents. Drink margaritas or martinis depending the occasion. Have an ex-husband and child that’s not his. Random biohacking. Risqué pictures. Lesbian kisses, thrusts and fails. Church. AA. Get raped. The joy of shopping. Suicide hotline. Loans. Small overcomings. SLAA online because you can’t be around men. Tubes tied. Sell Bitcoin and double your money. Think atrocious thoughts and get away with it. Random psychosis. Telepathy, psychic observation and intuition, white magic, black magic, Prayer and sacrifice, miracles of witnessing the unknowable.